This ability of the sorcerer will wipe any one song of your choosing from the pages of history, as if it never existed! Gone from our reality. They were going to do it anyway, but they’re making you choose.
Which song would you pick?
(If you really can’t narrow it down to one, then try narrowing to three)
~picture credit goes to zenart07 , DeviantArt~
Happy birthday. Just to see what replaces it in NA
Baby it’s cold outside.
Seems to be America’s favourite rape song played for the entire cold season.
Santa Baby is also pretty gross. “Hurry down my chimney tonight” …urm, okay…
Damn it is pretty pushy now that you mention it
They did. You’re welcome.
Good point. If the wizard did this you also would never know that such a song existed. Hence your “worst song in the world” spot would be filled with a different song the instant the spell hits.
It shows how such categories as “the worst” and “the best” are only constructions of our mind.
The US national anthem. People will stand around before sporting events knowing that they used to do something but are mystified they can’t remember what.
Brown Eyed Girl
Sweet Caroline. No question.
This is extremely brave
‘My Heart Will Go On’ by Celine Dion
Jesse’s Girl. My high school used it daily in an ad for some bullshit they wanted to sell, and my first 10 working years they had a radio on wherever I worked on one of three stations depending, all of which play that song at least (at least) once a day every day. (That’s at least daily and sometimes twice a day exposure to that garbage song for 14 years straight for anyone counting.)
If I hear it come on I will leave the room, and I’ll be back in 3:14. Idgaf where I am. If I have the aux (it won’t be played, but if it somehow does) I’m changing it. If I hit the lotto I’m buying the rights so nobody can play it on the radio and taking it off streaming so I can lessen the likelihood of exposure. I’ll put it for free on itunes or some shit and never strike pirates but for the love of god please don’t play it near me!
I’m a big big girl in a big big world. I fucking hate that song with every fiber of my being.
F*ck you very much for that earworm dude
All I want for Christmas - Mariah Carrey
This.
I am so sick of that goddamn song.
The American national anthem, please.
It’s such a terrible song, and it keeps getting sung in weird ways by bad singers. I swear, as a non-american I’m subjugated to it more often than all other national anthems combined, including my own.
The United States of America National Anthem.
Guns and roses’ remake of knockin on heavens door. I love Bob Dylan and refuse to let it ruin the original!
It is extremely bad
That “you used to call me on my cell phone” bullshit
Oh, probably this song or one like it:
Yes, it was a real song, published in London in 1900.
fuck, it gets worse the longer you look at it.
“…he sold the wool from off his head” wtf