- cross-posted to:
- surrealmemes@sh.itjust.works
- cross-posted to:
- surrealmemes@sh.itjust.works
eggs
May I offer you an egg in these trying times?
eggs
eggs
Tomorrows life (i.e. waiting for an animal to hatch) is too late, live today (by eating) eggs
Anyone selling eggs should already be aware that 90% of them were never fertilized in the first place, though. Although I suppose I wouldn’t be too surprised
SL IFE (R The Sky Dragon)
Damn it, I can’t here to make that joke
We are all eggs on this blessed day.
speak for yourself
I am all eggs on this blessed day.
Fertility experts hate this one weird trick.
What a cis thing to say
this was clearly written for the hens to read
Here I’m waiting for my share of the eggs
I tell myself the same thing every morning before I get out of bed
Maybe daily affirmations help them turn into chickens faster?
Some days are a good day to die, some days are a good day to get EGGs