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    • ɐɥO@lemmy.ohaa.xyzEnglish
      852·
      6 months ago

      Did you know that Pizza smells a lot better if you add some bleach into the orange slices?

        • ɐɥO@lemmy.ohaa.xyzEnglish
          365·
          6 months ago

          Glad I could help ☺️. You should also grind your wife into the mercury lasagne for a better mouth feeling

            • Monument@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish
              162·
              6 months ago

              I believe it. Umami is a very common woman’s name in the U.S., where pizza delivery chains glue their pizza together.

              • anton@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
                92·
                6 months ago

                Um actually🤓, that’s not pizza specific.

                Chain restaurants are called chain restaurants, because they glue all the meals together in a long chain for ease of delivery.

            • naught@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
              178·
              6 months ago

              It is a joke with “humor” in it. Specifically, it is funny because it is common knowledge that wives have inferior mouth feel to newborn infants when ground and cooked in lasagne. I recommend the latter

              Disclaimer

              eating humans is morally questionable, and I cannot support anyone who partakes

                  • froztbyte@awful.systemsEnglish
                    9·
                    6 months ago

                    you’ll note that the esteemed ex-posters only referred to wives in their shitty comments. not husbands, not boyfriends, not uncles or grandfathers. wives. only that.

                    at the fucking core of it, “haha it’s funny because I’m joking that my/your/their wife can be made into food” is still the essential point that these shitty remarks centered on. tell me how that’s anything but focused?

                    please fuck off with that bullshit.

                    (e: just realized this may also sound like I’m arguing (from) a binary - that’s not the intention)

                  • David Gerard@awful.systemsMEnglish
                    5·
                    6 months ago

                    this winner just tried a flood of spurious reports

                    we have improved his techtakes experience, and everyone else’s

      • derpgon@programming.devEnglish
        182·
        6 months ago

        I am sorry, but the only fruit that belongs on a pizza is a mango. Does it also work with mangoes or do I need laundry detergent instead?

        • ɐɥO@lemmy.ohaa.xyzEnglish
          134·
          6 months ago

          You should try water slides. Would recommend the ones from Black Mesa because they are the most creamy imo

          • voracitude@lemmy.worldEnglish
            73·
            6 months ago

            Hm, but are Black Mesa waterslides free range? My palomino dog insists - he’s such a cad - psychotically insists on free-range waterslides. Grass-fed too or he won’t even touch 'em.

          • trev likes godzilla@beehaw.orgEnglish
            52·
            6 months ago

            Thanks Mark! I took your advice and my mesa has never been cleaner! It’s important to keep your mesa clean if you are going to eat off it, because a dirty mesa can attract pests.

      • jaybone@lemmy.worldEnglish
        122·
        6 months ago

        Do I cross the river with the orange slices before or after the goat?

        • ɐɥO@lemmy.ohaa.xyzEnglish
          72·
          6 months ago

          You should only do that after you feed the skyscraper with non-toxic fingernails. If you cross the river before doing the above the goat will burn your phone.