they’ll have to comfort themselves with a Coke™, apparently it’s a Surreal Thing

not many people are quite aware that the word “systemic” is economics jargon meaning “RED ALERT RED ALERT HOLY SHIT RED ALERT”

i mean, the Ray Charles one sounds fun. My 1st year maths lecturer demonstrated the importance of not dividing by zero by mathematically proving that if 1=0, then he was Brigitte Bardot. We did actually applaud.

there are apparently two other prospective ads that do include AI renditions of human actors and they’re as bad.

I doubt that.

look, if you just check these objectively calculated numbers,

it’s so fitting that these guys are so into the AI slop as well

they’ll pay twice as much!

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I am an Ed Zitron reader. Do you think I’m a The New Norm serial villain? Google evaporated in 2019

it would be illegal to make her listen to her own music

source announcement https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/bitfinex-hacker-sentenced-money-laundering-conspiracy-involving-billions-stolen

razzlekhan being sentenced for war crimes against music on Monday

bluesky corp are literally coiners, rationalists and Vibecamp-attending neoreactionaries

they tried seeding Bluesky with our very good friends

then the queer shitposters ran the fash the fuck off lol

new copypasta just dropped (see below)

what a strange post

you tell people there is literally a racism machine for the purpose of doing racism, and if they know what the Home Office is they say “sounds about right”

masterful endofunctor, sir

https://x.com/kevinbaker/status/1816891882464800945

yes, that’s called taking backward compatibility seriously. this is the enterprise

and they just added Nvidia to the indexes, replacing Intel in at least one

nvidia will be fine - they know damn well this is a bubble - but number is going to take a beating