David Gerard
the guy who got Elon and Grimes to hook up, destroying Twitter and proceeding to blow up the United States
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David Gerard@awful.systemsMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 15th March 2026English
2·4 days agoThey are indeed all run by the same people.
David Gerard@awful.systemsOPMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•UK AI Action Plan: vaporware, crypto bros, and no AIEnglish
1·4 days agoNot as far as I know.
David Gerard@awful.systemsMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Duolingo is dying celebratory threadEnglish
4·11 days agoI did the Spanish-from-English course, which I understand was the best course on Duolingo, from start to finish over 2 years. I also skimmed the English-from-Spanish course.
I got good enough to pick my way slowly through Salvadoran newspaper articles, which is basically what I wanted. (This also teaches me more words.) I need to ping my Spanish-speaking friends to teach me how to fucking speak it though, Duolingo didn’t teach me shit.
(The tabloid newspapers are easy. The pompous newspapers write in a fancy tone which ~nobody in .sv uses. I really wanna read El Faro in Spanish, but it writes in high-level sarcastic and pissed-off. Still a subscriber tho. Guess I gotta git gud!)
.sv Twitter was easy, cos it turns out shitposting is the universal human tongue.
I understand Spanish-from-English in particular has decayed badly in the AI era. Apparently it randomly started teaching someone “vosotros” which was never previously introduced. Pretty sure it still doesn’t teach “vos”, which is annoying (.sv uses vos).
Its main advantage was that I did it at all - the gamification tickled my brain just right - and I did in fact learn anything from it.
I was a paying customer, but my subscription finished a few months after the AI memo, so adios.
David Gerard@awful.systemsMto
Buttcoin@awful.systems•Can we (finally) admit that Crypto was really ... Dumb?English
0·11 days agoit’s very easy to say in 2026 that crypto was dumb
it was also very easy to say in 2011 that crypto was dumb
David Gerard@awful.systemsOPMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•AI works can’t be copyrighted or patented in the USEnglish
1·14 days agoexcept that it’s all stolen code. whether it’s a copyright violation, well that’s call your lawyer
David Gerard@awful.systemsMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 8th March 2026English
8·14 days agojesus fuck https://urbit.org/blog/olif-and-urbit-ids
with urbit, you can now sniff each other’s farts
David Gerard@awful.systemsMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 1st March 2026English
1·15 days agoyeah Carvalho was up to his heck in the whole thing at the time
David Gerard@awful.systemsMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 1st March 2026English
2·15 days agoi’ve suffered Masnick’s writing since the early 2000s and he has never learnt to write any better
David Gerard@awful.systemsMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 1st March 2026English
2·15 days agoehh. i’m not inclined to hand it to marcus. i can’t think of an example of him saying something new and interesting.
David Gerard@awful.systemsOPMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Blue Owl won’t give your money back. This is fineEnglish
4·15 days agothe AI bubble, the private credit bubble (this one), the Wall St Bitcoin thing, etc. are all about writing down a big number with a $ in front on thin justification, then borrowing against it
this runs into issues tomorrrow. but not today!
David Gerard@awful.systemsMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 22nd February 2026English
1·22 days agoCS 2005 is absolutely worth it, it’s a version of Photoshop that does everything you actually need including CMYK with Pantone.
David Gerard@awful.systemsOPMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Bet against the bubble: Goldman Sachs’ non-AI stock indexEnglish
2·22 days agoI also didn’t say it’s a good hedge. It’ll stay uncorrelated right up to the moment you need it to, when it’ll crash in lockstep.
David Gerard@awful.systemsMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 15th February 2026English
3·29 days agoamazed he got through that without somehow blaming sneerclub
David Gerard@awful.systemsMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 15th February 2026English
2·29 days ago“Dark Enlightenment” was invented for Nick Land for his essay of the same name.
David Gerard@awful.systemsMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 8th February 2026English
2·1 month agomore proximately, he also went to the Manifold Markets meetup for statistical predictors that just happened to include Jordan Lasker, which is why he keeps making these posts with curiously Lasker-adjacent talking points. It’s very disappointing.
David Gerard@awful.systemsMto
SneerClub@awful.systems•About what I expected for the pro-billionaire protest.English
0·1 month agoi actually spoke to someone in greece who tried tracking this story to its roots, and is pretty sure it didn’t actually happen, but identified places it could have happened, so it seems to have been written by someone who’d been to exarcheia
David Gerard@awful.systemsOPMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•The Anthropic test refusal string: kill a Claude session deadEnglish
3·1 month agoApparently it works in binary.
David Gerard@awful.systemsOPMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•SaaSpocalypse: investors overspend badly on software companies and blame AIEnglish
3·1 month agoThe Stoller piece is instructive - he’s wrong, but it’s a perfect example of the resentment and the reasons for the resentment.



















and somehow I’m declared enemy #1