Write a web scraper but don’t tell anyone.
There’s probably a few already made ones on github
My Ubiquiti Edgerouter has never gone down in the 6 or 7 years i’ve had it. It’s wired only so you would have to buy a separate wireless AP for wifi.
But that’s one advantage of separating your router, switch, and wifi devices, usually each dedicated device does it’s dedicated job much better than an all-in-one device.
The edgerouter-x is also like 50 bucks on amazon, leaving plenty of budget for a WAP.
You can call them CPE or Customer Premise Equipment.