I know this is a shitpost but you realise context is a thing and things are reviewed under different lenses, and by different people?
Fuuuck sake
“There seems to have been an error initializing or updating your transaction. Please wait a minute and try again or contact support for assistance.”
They said they have tons ready, so if you get in early I would guess 1-2 weeks.
I use it as a media centre to watch downloaded movies/TV on my television. It’s great for movie nights with the wife.