is the country de-nazified yet? surely reclaiming USSR land is worth all this stupid stupid dogshit

who is actually buying these? I thought having disposable income would preclude someone from thinking a live service grind that’s dead in a couple of months is a good use of time

so today I realized this meme is about 2e which so far hasn’t fallen into the same pattern of content bloat (give it time, we live in a society). so my point is moot, even if I wasn’t exaggerating two complaints simultaneously .

but in 1e after years and years of releasing content to keep the business alive, Paizo ended up with spells like False Age, Wizened Appearence, Youthful Appearence, False Face, Transplant Visage, Disguise Self and probably some others that all did the same thing with slight changes. There’s a similar abundance of spells to just help your character not read books like Skim, Memorize Page, Perusal, Commune With Texts, and Explode Head (the most redundant spell of all)

Then there’s ones with mild bonuses to hyper-specific use cases. Polypurpose Panacea has 5 different effects that are all +1 to sleeping or digestion. Cultural Adaptation is similar but for every check that isn’t speaking another language. I can’t remember the name of it but there’s one that just gives you +1 to checks made to be a Sailorman. Most of these are superseded by other spells that will just give bonuses to entire groups of skills like Crafter’s Fortune but still have specific use cases

but surely you realize he’s The President of please don’t talk about what I did with Epstein

yeah I worded that badly. thank you for translating

Pathfinder is for my soul. I live off that crunchy shit.

however 8 different spells from 11 different books that all give +1 to profession (tailor) checks at night time may have been a poor design choice

if you can solve my riddles three I will tell you. the first riddle is just inside your drywall in your bedroom. left from the doorway, two feet over and three feet up. you may need a drywall knife

as far as literal porn goes, people only want to post it where it can get an exponential following and direct traffic to places like only fans. very very few reddit posters are posting themselves without eventually posting a linktree so to them there’s no point if they can’t make numbers. which they can’t here, we just don’t have the userbase

on lemmy though I’ve seen the Oglaf comic has its own channel, which is kind of fun to spot in the wild. otherwise you kind of have to go looking for communities that will specifically be about “sexual humor”, and like you said those are either cursed or dead

crazy how running lame ducks with shiny woke language will do that

oh no not the struggle love with a narcissist. my condolences, I had an orbiter phase too. never go back, right? no cults, no main characters

have you ever just not asked someone because you already knew they were going to lie anyway?

we’ve got some years of neoliberal 2a infringements to live down. you’re right, but there’s a reason cops feel way more comfortable doing no-knock raids and shooting into black people’s homes than Bradleigh McGoatfucker’s trailer

respectfully, no. I try to limit my own trump engagement to just leaving comments. you’re right, though. he is actually supernaturally obsessed with Obama. I remember the weird shit about staying in rooms Barack stayed in and the birth certificate thing was his entry into the race before anything else.

But maybe it does. I doubt it, but what if he did somehow manage to evade all accountability for raping children by starting an investigation into some made-up Obama lore? The only thing I actually regret in that scenario is that he dodged consequences for raping children.

yeah like how he arrested Clinton or anyone connected to Epstein who he asserted were his enemies? Or how he got Obama’s REAL birth certificate? Or Hunter Biden’s laptop?

Look, I know a fascist is a fascist but his MO has always been to flood the media with 90 tons of bullshit per minute. This Obama thing isn’t going to be the one thing he finds his balls on. He’s just giving his base something to think about other than Epstein

why bother? there’s not a single Maga voter who would care if he was spending it on hookers and blow

sounds like some hierarchical shit to me. I need to get back to purity testing my peers and showing everyone how morally good I am.

OH! thank you, I didn’t realize. there’s probably a lot of words I slaughter like that. I’ll edit the comment

we all know last panel is the gamer word

so fucking sick of these people playing Asshole Tycoon with our world

more bullshit in the atmosphere , I NNEEED it. nobody can get my dirty data if it’s in orbit. no taxes, no oversight, just a Dyson sphere of traaaash 😩