When Arteta sees an opportunity to upgrade he seems ruthless. If anything we have learnt more about the manager than the players under discussion.

He’s arguably already replaced zinchenko too but the replacement got an ACL.

Cartel of incompetent crooks trying to protect their positions and avoid change. We need to increase the volume after this.

Stupid sexy girooo has proven himself between the sticks too

Quick Photoshop of this with the sphinx and you are golden.

Nah, Havertz is brings more to us than either of those two have to their clubs. It’s mostly off the ball contribution from Kai so far, which seems to be his downfall in the fanbase (at least on here). He needs end product.

After checking the severance wiki the wife’s name is Gabby Arteta. You literally cannot make this up, even though it is clearly made up.

ffs don’t fuck it up chels, need them to drop points

< 8 out of 10 doesn’t exist.

They are dishonest to their federation.

Premiere league experience is almost a non-negotiable for Artets. Damn.

ffs

we have depth but it only works when Arteta drip feeds them into the starting 11, yesterday it was too many changes in one go. We can’t use the random team generator like Pep, yet.

Tactical loss. Super Mik masterclass again.

Is he trying to tell people he’s shaping for the far corner but switching to the near side? LoL same celebration & goal from a few days ago.

Nketiah looks bigger this season than I remember him, even from last year. Has he gone through another spurt at this age?

United are in an irrelevant position in the table, a win only takes them to 6th. And we need E7H to survive longer, so yanited win today.

Chill my peeps. Everything that is happening is part of being spursy. The misplaced hype, the burgeoning delusion and finally the repeating of the history.

but were playing sheffield tomorrow, what’s palace got to do with anything?

12 point deduction recommended by the PL for Everton’s solitary FFP breach? I hope the recommended sanction scales proportionally for Man city’s 115.

Superb flair from Jesus, but Martinelli has a real quality with 1-on-1’s, he so cold.