Im about to press my nuts on your forehead

Always hated when they just be throwing random colors on that don’t fit the teams color brand (eg Detroit suddenly becoming green this year). Shit makes the weirdest home/away combos.

Yeah but that’s because, compared to the average fan (particularly ones who haven’t played), I’m more aware of what does and doesn’t work in basketball

So if a Point Guard has a bad game, for example, one fan might blame the Point Guard for not having enough assists, I may say take a look at it and say “Oh, he started shot hunting when his teammates weren’t hitting open jumpers, instead of setting his teammates up for layups instead.”