He’s the best thing to happen to quite a lot of countries not named USA…

Core childhood memory. I remember getting this game for Christmas 2004 and playing it religiously until the sequel came out a year later.

That’s just the animal version of the wet bandits.

Some might also be in the lost & found.

He’s a professional loser. This is what he does best.

That, and rape little girls.

I’m guessing dads are on a different belt?

A more concise and universal description of conservative values is: “Fuck you, got mine.”