I’m glad Americans are finally waking up. Biden may not be perfect, but he is the only candidate who can beat Trump. I’ll be doing my part by voting for him as many times as possible this November!

just being himself

gus has gone no-contact with his dad and is making james somerton-style youtube essays

gretchen is writing tumblr posts about gifted-kid burnout and forever applying for a PhD

spinelli has become the owner of an asbestos factory.

T.J is unionizing his workplace and working on inventing a brand new type of soda

vince was set to become an olympic athlete in steeple-chase, but a knee-injury forced him to retire early. he’s now looking to start a soda-type podcast with T.J. (they are lovers) while barely making rent from his part-time job as a P.E. teacher.

mikey is filling the world with love

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wow, this donald guy sure sounds scary! maybe the democrats should try to do something to stop him? like appealing to their voters, perhaps

the funding from russia is NOT unlimited. i work day and night to ensure hillary will lose to biden, and putin is barely paying me a living wage

wow, this trump guy seems scary 😳 i wonder what the democrats are doing to stop him

How is that spreading Russian propaganda?!?!

wow, you can tell it’s an election year… don’t even bother, i know you and your kremlin bot army are just here to convince me not to vote for hillary again. for the record, it won’t work. i’m voting for her twice this year.

i need to adopt a cat-owner mentality

spider solitaire first person rpg with klondike elements, customization cards, and a romance spider option

those NFT apes

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paying for netflix isn’t fine either

when i won my first game of spider solitaire on the windows xp and the fireworks started shooting

I also know after 9/11 I wouldn’t have given a shit if we did genocide an entire group if they were responsible.

you have hitler living inside of you

get in the bazinga rocket — we’re solving climate change by fucking off to a planet we’ve never even set foot on!

doesn’t a lot of their energy come from solar and hydropower?

we could offer every new member a free pony and maybe a soft drink of their choice

Getting mad you’re allowed to go over 20mph?

sometimes, even on roads, you’ll find these un-vehicled, squishy beings who are not protected by 4000 pounds of steel. and when these small beings are hit by a large motor vehicle, they can get very hurt. the faster the vehicle is going, the more hurt they get. speed = ouchie. when a car going 20mphs hits them, they can get hurt and scared, but usually, they’ll be okay. but if the car is going very fast when it hits them, they can get a boo boo so bad that it can’t be fixed even by a doctor :(

“So what does it mean that a child doesn’t get a hot meal in Austria? Do you know what the cheapest hot meal in Austria is? It’s not healthy, but it’s cheap: a hamburger at McDonald’s — €1.40, if I buy fries with it, €3.50. Now someone is seriously claiming that we live in a country where parents can’t afford this meal for their child,” he said.

“If I have too little money, I go to work more,” he added in the video, which was filmed during a wine-and-cheese event near Salzburg — with no burgers in sight — his conservative People’s Party confirmed to Plus24.

i hope he chokes to death on a piece of rotten cheese in his wine cave