‘Can we go for a walk?’ -My Dog, Lila

‘Yes, I lied. Not about doing heroin, but about QUITTING heroin.’

My first though was Roald Dahl!

An Earthling???

::Pete Hegseth has entered the chat::

Marry me?

‘That’s the sound of millions of inbred morons screaming in impotent rage, and were suddenly silenced’

I want off this Timeline!!!

I was on a 2.5 hour flight recently, and a guy a couple of rows up was watching Fox News. It just jumped from: Trans, Immigrants, Socialism, over and over and over the entire flight. It made me realize how fitting the term ‘News Story’ really is!

This is the way