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11 hours agoI hide things in my anus.
I hide things in my anus.
You might want to lube up your anus.
Good, fuck Strom Thermond!
They don’t mean there own children.
That’s dumb as shit.
Is this Johnny Somali?
The bearing failed and one side was worn off like an eraser.
I have no son!
You’re a letdown!
Not even close.
Did you buy milk from the weed store?
I don’t think they’re going to let a little thing like the laws get in the way of a good time.
That must be what Jesus would do.
What now?