DarthPub

Jokes on you! My friends found out much more embarrassing stuff about me

Ok…’flying’ is being applied generously here.

This headline is better: Artemis II astronauts return home ALIVE, ending record-breaking NASA mission around the moon

If only there were documents that could provide context for the connection Epstein had to the trump family. Too bad the government doesn’t have access to millions of documents that could shed light on the relationships Epstein had.

those trucks should be banned on US roads. What’s worse, most of them are just glorified grocery getters.

Your mom jokes never miss. 10/10

Without an article, are we sure the White House discussed removing trump via the 25th amendment? Or did trump discuss removing the 25th amendment?

My god, you are truly a god amongst men.

Babish has seen the sun and eaten protein. Moby looks like those cave dwelling lizards that have translucent skin

Kink shaming should be shamed

If we say we’re antifa we’re domestic terrorists. We get tired of surveillance creep and we get spied on. This admin sees Americans as the enemy.

I was going for cheap rip off version of Tony stark based on looks

Walmart Tony stark is an asshole

I’m in the early stages of figuring out self hosting. This is beautiful

Wtf is he bothering to steal?

Fuck that shit. These assholes have power only because we give it to them. Fuck racist authorities.

Eyes have had an interesting time in the headlines. Pig jizz in mice eyes can cure cancer. Piefed gives me more fun news than local stations.

Fucking monster

It’s not special if it’s done everyday. That pig needs to be wined and dined before intimacy.

Did they buy the pig dinner before obtaining the baby batter?