Do you work four or sixteen hours? I honestly can’t tell.

I was setting up an 8mm projector to watch porn in 70s when I was still middle school aged. (Adults on screen)

Nothing wakes my weasel like a vibrator powered by diesel.

Cakey snatch isn’t exactly my preferred choice but when in Rome.

They seriously look like something Orange County Choppers would make to celebrate the fiftieth anniversary for a commercial stove manufacturer.

You can have my hair in just a few weeks, I need it still to clap them cheeks.