Thank God. I love this CB…er, LB …ummm RB…eh…winger? striker? Doesn’t matter, really. Just lock him in.

He may be a little too lightweight?

The PL has the worst justice system of any professional sports league in the planet, whether it applies to refereeing or internal discipline.

This decision continues to shine on the embarrassing spectacle that it has become around the world.

So we’ve had raya, white and Jesus so far. Did I miss anyone?

Answer: We need the type of courageous, world-class forward who scores in the final of the CL against Real Madrid or Bayern Munich, because he has been waiting for his whole life for the moment. He is right in his element, he won’t turtle, he will rise to the occasion and destroy his opponent both psychologically and physically. He has the testicles and the minimum skill set of Jesus, Mbappe…players at that level. That’s what we need to win the Big Things.

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Eddie is alright in games like this, where we are camped out in the opponents’ box trying to knock it in off someone’s arse.

He’s also good at the lung-busting pressing when that’s required…as long as he actually does it.

But he’s not gonna fill the net against the big clubs. That’s where we need Jesus’ quality.

Now you’re talking.

Unreal footballer. Can play anywhere. Give him a go a striker in one of the cups, just to see if he can do it.

The fan base needs a replacement similar to “72 million pound Pepe”; someone new to blame who checks all the right hate boxes.

We were better when Kai came on as the 8 and Rice went back to sitting in front of the back line.

Benny Bog Brush

What’s he supposed to say?…”I’m elated to be dropped”? I’m sure the Arsenal PR dept endorsed Ramsdale telling the public what everyone already knows, that he is hurt, just to shut everyone up.

Now, let’s just move on to the next thing: the ongoing competition for the number 1 spot.

No. If we can bring in a top drawer striker, we are a top class club domestically and internationally. It must be done. These opportunities to win at the highest level do not come around often.

You say “upgrading on him might be hard, especially within our budget”. Do you know what our budget is? For years I have heard this kind of talk: “we can’t afford him”, or “we don’t have the money”, but yet no one has a clue how much money the owners are willing to invest in players at any given time in the team’s development. It continues to boggle my mind.