Personal favorite is twat waffle

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    2 months ago

    “Wisdom pursues you, but you’ve managed to outrun it.”

    or

    “Wow, it must have taken all three of your brain cells to come up with that.”

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    2 months ago

    There’s a particular BBC comedy that you can mine for insults once you’ve established no-one else present has seen it.

    • He’s so dense light bends around him.
    • As useless as a marzipan dildo
    • As useless as lube at a funeral
    • I’ve never seen anyone look so fucking ugly with just one head
    • Do you know 90% of household dust is made of dead human skin? That’s what you are to me.
    • Watching him work is like watching clown running across a minefield.
    • He’s here, depriving a village somewhere of their twat.
    • I’m like flypaper for dickheads today.
    • Sorry I’m late. Traffic was an absolute bitch. No offence.
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    2 months ago

    That one time when Peter asked Billy if he had a girlfriend

    and he was like ‘Yeah, your mother!’

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    2 months ago

    An insult from eastern Venezuela: “Campamento’e Pipe” (Dick’s Camp).

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    2 months ago

    What are you doing?!?

    You want to go with slightly condescending, like you are giving the person the benefit of assuming they will recognize their behavior is ridiculous or dumb if you just point it out, and they just didn’t realize yet because they got wrapped up in their mind with the nonsense.

    For example: What are you doing? While motioning vaguely at the Huskers.