I admit it, it’s true. Every since I got into Warhammer 40K I’ve had so much sex with tons of beautiful women. It’s gotten so bad that I now get an erection, every time I look at the Emperor of Mankind
‘now’ you get an erection when you look at the Emperor of Mankind?
Meaning… you didn’t before?
YES COMMISSAR, THAT’S THE HERETIC RIGHT THERE
Women will never be interested in my paranoid rants about big tech and surveillance states
Have you tried presenting them in the form of a sonnet? I hear chicks dig poetry.
My girlfriend said not too 😔 Can’t tell if she thinks it would be too effective and I might attract other women or if she doesn’t want to hear it 🤔
Holy shit that’s my comment lmao. I’m going through top posts and just upvoted my own damn comment because I thought it was funny. I really legitimately laughed at my own joke
Pug Jesus, I just want to say, thank you for all of the content. Especially over at NCD. The majority of posts I see, come from you. Thanks for sharing to all the relevant places.
I don’t think being a sysadmin in the fringes of the internet can impress a girl
Reminds me of an episode of ‘Cheers.’
Womanizer Sam realizes that everything he’s ever done was to impress women. Played baseball to impress the ladies; brought a sports car to impress the ladies; brought a bar to have a cool job. Then Rebecca points out that he loves the 3 Stooges and all woman hate that stuff…
They know! Abandon your miniatures!
Pretty sure she’s being sarcastic here. That’s her whole schtick.
Not gonna lie. Guys who put that much passion and attention to detail into their hobbies: That’s hot yo.
wait, that’s how you impresses girls? oh shit I’ve been doing it all wrong.
Don’t worry, it has to be painted good to impress the ladies.
why are you so cruel?
whore
well this is causing me to learn things about myself.
