Right, because people are only allowed to do anything if they have been explicitly asked beforehand to do it

That reminds me, please provide evidence that someone asked you to write this comment

I have the same with these fake brands they’ll use in TV and movies. Oh yes, have a bowl of Colonel Crunch before going to McBurgerTown

Bojangles

France just happened to get nuked by the English at that very moment. It was unrelated to the helium situation

“Please, Mr. Hands was my father. Call me Geoff”

Why stop at breathing it in when you can rub it on your face. Foreskin skin cream is a real thing. Where else do you think all these baby foreskins go?

Pickelhaube 2.0

Step 2: Start licking the table cause that’s where most of the mac n cheese ended up

“Nobody asked for this” is such a stupid argument. As if people are only allowed to do something if they were asked for it

THEREFORE, I’M HERE BY ASKING ANYONE TO DO ANYTHING

There, the next time somebody asks “Who asked for this?” send them here and tell them I did

The word EmuDeck made me do a double take

The Maillard reaction is different from caramelization

Caramelization may sometimes cause browning in the same foods in which the Maillard reaction occurs, but the two processes are distinct. They are both promoted by heating, but the Maillard reaction involves amino acids, whereas caramelization is the pyrolysis of certain sugars.

I feel the problem with pants isn’t weight related, since that’s honestly neglectable with clothing, but with how they put constricting pressure on your waist.

I loved it when I wore overalls at my old job, it felt like I was being naked, while also having soooo many pockets

“Damn, Supreme Leader wasn’t lying. Compared to this, North Korea is truly the greatest country in the world”

God: “Lucy, old buddy? I need you to invent something for me”

Ok Jack, I’m gonna need some explanation for this meme

Why are you guys talking about nuclear weapons? She’s referring to the “dirty bomb” that she dropped in a Nando’s bathroom in London 2014

I’ve recently had a similar discussion on why orange ice cream isn’t that popular, but exists in form of water ice

Our conclusion was that acidic flavors, like orange and apple just aren’t good combined with cream, instead being better served as a sorbet

But he did have two sisters, which makes this post a lot weirder

Nah, they launched an expedition there in '04 and found out that Mexico is, in fact, a real place

Somewhat related, there’s a notable decrease in gang violence un Mexico whenever a new Dragon Ball movie gets released