Taco’s the only one that won’t try to eat me
Ew is that cilantro?
Fuck it, let it all burn.
Edit: I might say thank you. To the fire.
I am the Pyrax, I speak for the fires, the fire says your welcome, and thank you for the tacos it helped clean the taste out.
I choose the bear
Vance: gracias!
Do I get all three tacos or just one?
Same question, it does:change my decision, Im just curious.
I’m concerned about time. Specifically, would I have time to save all 3 tacos and ensure that the other options perish in that fire? Shouldn’t waste the golden opportunity of having 3 shitheads in a burning room by allowing any margin for survival.
You mean I get to watch them burn alive and eat tacos? Where’s the wrong decision?
Eating tacos that were alone in a room with the world’s likeliest rapists
But they wouldn’t fuck a taco. Would they?
I’m starting to understand why vampires prefer to feed on virgins.
I’m just saying, if you were going to eat a
sandwichtaco, you would enjoy it more if you knew no one had fucked it.
Dude, not even sofas are safe.
None of them are half as interesting as that, but I am 100% confident that if two of them saw the other one roofie-ing a taco, they would instantly recognize the act and abide it.
I’m vegan. I pick the tacos
That’s probably the vegan choice if you look at it big picture wise
I am a semi functioning human with empathy, I also choose Tacos.
All 4 are edible but the tacos would taste the best
I’m not even hungry and I’m saving the tacos.
I don’t like getting burned, I’m gonna go get a burrito somewhere
Clearly, we must, for the good of mankind, choose the most intelligent of the four.
Tacos.
If I’m within saving distance, I am within pushing down distance and buddy I can push pretty good.
Can’t take the risk. Better bar the door before the flames spread. It’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.
The tacos were covered in cilantro anyways…
It’s a genetic thing, you don’t need to fuck about.
I mean… It’s literally genetic. The aldehydes in cilantro usually aren’t strong enough for people to taste. But if you want to know what I taste when I eat cilantro, go crush a stink bug, it’s the same chemical.
Apparently I can desensitize myself to it, and I want to. Certainly would open up a lot of options in foods I’m already a fan of (if you leave out the cilantro).
I’m weird. I can fully recognize the part that taste like soap. It isn’t strong or overpowering, but I can recognize the taste. Still love cilantro for the rest of the flavors it gives. I guess kinda like how beets taste a bit like dirt to me, but I still like beets and beet juice. Or truffle oil having an “earthy” flavor to me.
I wish I could taste the other flavors. That’s actually why I was considering desensitizing myself to it. I get the dirt and earthy, but I love both of those the same. I’ve been growing my palette, but it took me nearly two decades to find hops that I could stand to start desensitizing myself to that bitter.
I’m a fully brown person with fully brown ancestry and cilantro tastes like soap
All I’m saying is I’m pretty hungry. Ok?
In all fairness, it’s if a true Mexican taco (not some imitation from, say, the US or Europe) I would save that no matter what the other three were.
With the image as-is, you could replace that taco with a dead rat and I would still save that rat over the rest
You could replace the taco with the worst incurable disease and I’d still pick that.
Fo science!
I would sacrifice the tacos too to avoid entering a room with those 3 assholes.
I take one taco, and then go tell Mike Johnson that there are free tacos and where to get them.
You’d be saving so many lives in the long run, and would have a tasty snack while doing so.
After a long and hard decision I decided not to decide. But stop for lunch. Those tacos look delicious. Don’t mind if I do!
Take the tacos al carbon and leave the pinche cabrónes to carbonize in the fire.
¡Órale!
