“Damn. This is gonna be the coolest thing I’ve ever done, and I’m not gonna get to see it.”
alternately, go classical if you can summon up the appropriate amount of rage… “To the last I grapple with thee! From hell’s heart I stab at thee, for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee!”
Click, click <<press button>>
“When you see the devil, tell him who sent ya.”
“Hey, that guy said to tell you-”
Smoke me a kipper, I’ll be back for breakfast
Stoke me a clipper, I’ll be back for christmas
Stroke me a flipper, I’ll be back for Hanukkah.
Stone me a stripper, I’ll be back for Ramadan
Poke me a ripper, I’ll be back for midsummer.
Was looking for this one
What a guy.
“What does THIS button do?”
My first thought too.
Looking at the enemy: Tell me if you heard this one. What did the Homo Sapiens say to the alien? Detonates the bomb
I would get nervous, fuck it up. Then try to save it; making it more cringe. Then detonate the bomb just to end the awkwardness.
… Sorry, you failed your perception check as well.
As you pull out the ‘bomb’…
You are startled to discover it is actually two ramen noodle packs, each of which has slightly torn packaging, out of which a bit of crumbled dehydrated noodle bits leak.
“Remember me as… as a guy… but like a really humble guy… because even though what I’m doing is great and makes me better than you… I am not…”
explodes into orange juice
My main goal is to blow up.
“Pull my finger.”
chicken jockey!! (kaboom)
We’re all worse off because of “chicken jockey”… everyone… even mentioning it makes the world dumber…
It’s the soulless void in every person that snapped onto chicken jockey like a magnet or some “thing” with no reason to do different or better…/
Stop. Get some help.
With my last breath, I curse zoidberg!
Nice one.
My only regret, is that I had Boneitis
“Don’t forget to tip your landlor-”
I don’t have to pay rent in two days.
“And when I get to Heaven,
To St Peter I will tell;
Quarter pounder cheese and a big mac please,
And a side of fries as well.”He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the holy grail in the castle of aaaughhh
