I like my steak like I like my solar systems: predictable, stable, evenly distributed
As your steak, your table and you slowly drift towards my table where I ordered mine ‘Extra Divine’
All with an excellent view, because we’re seated at a window in The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe™️
I like mine so rare that a good vet could bring it back to life.
“Blue” goes between Rare and Epic. It’s basically the legal minimum you can cook a steak in a restaurant.
Elongating this meme with a “Red” on the other side with a burning hot coal ember haha…
That would fit well between “Astounding” and “Congratulations”
Doctor told me after the transplant that I should only eat steak well done. I just won’t eat steak rather than ruin the meat.
Medium rare please
Legendary is the only option
No there were 12 other options actually
Good lord, “Congratulations”!?!?
Congratulations on ruining that poor steak. Apologize to that cow for giving its life in vain!
Medium rare for me.
Baked ribeye = awesome.
Its a meme bruv, obviously no one eats meat like that
You haven’t met my sister!
To shreds, you say?
If “well done” is overcooking thoroughly it makes sense that charring to an inedible mess is a stronger form of praise.
De-horn it and slap it with a hot frying pan.
This guy steaks.
Show the cow a fire and bring it to the table.
From big bang, to medium rare, to heat death of the universe, how do you take your steak, sir?
kurzgesagt, I want it to make me feel tiny and insignificant.
Oh, now that’s a great steak!
Divine. You feel like you become the steak.
Unreal. My hope is if I eat that steak we all disappear.
ah, yes my ex wife proffered hers like a quasar too, with keychup
I like mine cooked until I see dark matter.
What are you cooking your steak with? A singularity?
Fuck your steak: How do you take your chicken?
“I’ll have the chicken, medium-rare.”
Congratulations
Rare for me. As rare as possible before I’m risking food poisoning.
