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minus-squaresbv@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20arrow-down1·9 months agoFuck. A drop bear killed my uncle. Horrible creatures.
minus-squarebigbadmoose@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11arrow-down1·9 months agoThat’s sad, but it’s kinda his fault if he wasn’t carrying an umbrella 🤷
minus-squareThe Barto@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13arrow-down1·9 months agoUmbrellas do nothing, I really wish they’d stop teaching that in schools, it’s why we have so many drop bear casualties every year.
minus-squarevrek@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down1·9 months agoDepends on the umbrella https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/the-true-history-of-the-umbrella-gun-a-surprisingly-serious-weapon
minus-squareThe Barto@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9arrow-down1·9 months agoThe umbrella part still does fuck all and you’d wanna hope you’re a good shot, they go feral when wounded. They have razor sharp claws that can rip through denim like it’s butter.
minus-square257m@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9arrow-down2·edit-29 months agoThe drop bears are really getting out of hand. Fuck the Emu war, we need a drop bear war. Drop bears aren’t a joke, millions of families suffer from drop bears every year.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·9 months agoEven if they don’t kill you, they give you chlamydia.
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minus-squareIlluminostro@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·9 months agoA jackalope got my uncle-daddy Bubbafred, and a skunk ape chased my cousin Darlene. She had the ugliest baby later that year.
Fuck. A drop bear killed my uncle. Horrible creatures.
That’s sad, but it’s kinda his fault if he wasn’t carrying an umbrella 🤷
Umbrellas do nothing, I really wish they’d stop teaching that in schools, it’s why we have so many drop bear casualties every year.
Depends on the umbrella https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/the-true-history-of-the-umbrella-gun-a-surprisingly-serious-weapon
The umbrella part still does fuck all and you’d wanna hope you’re a good shot, they go feral when wounded.
They have razor sharp claws that can rip through denim like it’s butter.
The drop bears are really getting out of hand. Fuck the Emu war, we need a drop bear war. Drop bears aren’t a joke, millions of families suffer from drop bears every year.
Even if they don’t kill you, they give you chlamydia.
Sorry for your loss.
A jackalope got my uncle-daddy Bubbafred, and a skunk ape chased my cousin Darlene. She had the ugliest baby later that year.