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    Just to make it clear, to anyone who may be in doubt… Ussage does not affect the way your “sandwich” looks.

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        True enough, it’ll definitely be distended and have signs of visible arousal during the moments that someone is having vaginal intercourse. No long-term changes after arousal does down, tho.

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        Correct but only during sex. Returns to normal after use. Not like this picture suggest that the more sex you have the more of an outie you get

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          Not only that, but every 7 year all your cells in your body are replaced.

          So if you don’t have sex for 7 years, you are back to being a virgin.

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            Ah yes, obviously this is true. I’ve had to circumcise myself every 7 years as a result. Fortunately foreskins are useful for witchcraft, so it’s kind of like a side hustle.

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            That’s actually not true, there are quite a lot of cells in our bodies which are never replaced such as the lenses, cones, and rods in our eyes, egg cells, neurons, the hairs that detect sound in our ears, our heart muscles, among many others. The ones that do get replaced vary greatly in how long that takes or how often it happens.

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          They’re saying during sex which yes there are physical changes to the presentation that occur when aroused. Not this bullshit sandwich effect for sure but still, they’re not wrong it’s just a really weird point.

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            The person you’re replying to is named Send me photos. I think they were just trying to get some noods.

            edit: typo

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              I see that, but I responded because the person above sendmephotos was negative and it kinda bothered me.

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    Why does it seem like they all have weird obsessions with their own children’s genitalia?

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    “I fucked her so good it caused her labia to grow. Then, the hooker gave me my money back. True story, bro.”

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      Or other women who see this. Both are normal variations. Although I wouldn’t recommend sticking it between some buns.

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      It’s so gross and weird. Also this makes no sense.

      Mine looks more like the one on the right, and I’ve been around the block more times than I can count… it’s just physiology, sex parts look different for us all. Just like every dick I’ve seen in person looks a bit different from the one before. Some are longer, shorter, wider, bent to the right or left, different shades, some even have cute lil moles on them, some hairier higher on the shaft than others. We’re just different and that’s fun!

      This is wrong on so many levels: body shaming, incest, “slut” shaming, describing how his own child’s reproductive bits look like, just… ugh

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    He’s saying his daughters are cheap and next to nothing compared to Taylor Swift’s vagina, which is an incredibly weird thing to say.

    “You know how when you buy a ham sandwich, you’re usually buying it primarily for the ham? My daughters are represented by the sandwich on the right. Taylor Swift’s genitalia is represented by the one on the left. I think I’ve made my point. Praise the Lord!”

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    If I’m eating a ham sandwich, I’m eating the one with the most ham in it.

    Although that looks like some watery reformed lowest price shit ham.

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    I’m no expert on Taylor Swift…but hasn’t she always been particularly picky on the people she’s dated?

    I know why they’re going immediately to the “she’s obviously a whore” trope, but it’s not even fucking true!

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    This argument is so tired and cringe lol, there’s no difference between fucking many guys and fucking the same guy many times.

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      I think what he’s saying is that his dick is so small that when he rapes his daughters for Jesus he doesn’t do much physical damage, it’s just purely mental and emotional trauma.

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        God damn lmao. I think the joke is that women who sleep around are loose…not that he rapes his daughters 💀

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          I’m pretty sure homie wasn’t being deadass. He’s calling Dad of the Year sussy for obsessing over his daughters’ vaginas and how much sex he wants them to have with other men in the name of keeping their vaginas aesthetically pleasing to his eyes.

          Are you perhaps on the spectrum? Taking jokes literally is something that tends to happen (not trying to be rude. I am autistic, and I do it often).

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            I think this person made a joke of the joke. Neurotypicals miss jokes often too. I have a very dry, sarcastic sense of humor and a lot of the time my weird jokes don’t land. I also have a young daughter who may be on the spectrum. She’s my little clone and so I’m reviewing a lot of my own eccentricities through a new lens. (All of this is a serious reply)

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      He wants to fuck his daughter and also fuck Taylor Swift, but he really would like to fuck his daughter.

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      You’re probably missing the context of it. See, a whole bunch of people seem to think that the more sex a woman has, the bigger her labia get. It makes no sense, obviously, but that’s what these fucking morons believe. Add to that the other bit of context, which is that those same people generally are men who hate women, and believe that women should be essentially property.

      So what this dicknose is saying is that his daughter is a good, wholesome Christian who would never have sex out of wedlock, and thus avoid having her private bits stretched, unlike godless heathens like Taylor Swift (who is also Christian, btw), who have sex all the time with multiple partners because of their twisted, perverted natures.

      I’m still waiting for a convincing explanation as to why if repeated sex will stretch out your labia, it only happens when you have sex with different partners rather than with the same partner. Some kind of weird mental gymnastics at play for that one.

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        Because obviously being a giant slut means only sleeping with guys with huge dicks. This guy obviously doesn’t have one, so that must be why his wife has a small labia. So throw in penis envy onto this guy’s pile of issues.

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      That man lusts after his own daughter, because all pedophiles are nazis and all nazis are pedophiles.