You know the type. High security, weeks or months of stakeout, sniper three blocks away…
The hitman sorta things I recall from the news are either planned and executed by national intelligence agents or some savage gunning and running from hired brutes, but never the variant with sophistication and private sector.
You don’t really think jumping from a building is the preferred method of suicide in Russia, do you? ;-)
The leading cause of death among Russian journalists is suicide by jumping from a building with two gunshot wounds in the back of your skull after eating a bunch of polonium
Well, those are intelligence agency, aren’t they.
To address the questions you’re really asking;
- Yes
- Starts at €10k
- I don’t work on weekends
10k!? This is what letting in all these immigrants does. Hows a fella supposed to make a cush living when its just being given away.
It starts at $10k. That means that you’ll never actually be spending that little. That’s probably the price for a sick toddler and you have to supply the tools yourself. These hitmen nickel and dime you just like any other service.
Also never let them sell you on the cleaning service. You can get blood out with just some soap, it’ll save you thousands.
What hitmen don’t want you 🫵 to know!
Cold water and hydrogen peroxide
Yeah but until Nov 22 you get 40% off any order over $35k
Fun fact, Joe exotic from tiger king is in prison for paying 3000 for a hit on Carole baskins
Oh bummer. I was hoping you could take me out with a spectacular long range headshot this weekend, disappear without any trace or explanation, and leave everybody baffled and speculating for years to come.
OP if you’re serious about this email me at entrapment@fbi.gov
I thought it was totallyjoking@rentahitman.gov
More like internalaffairs@cia.gov
Fiction is fiction.
In real life, stalking the victim for months, sniper shots, or anything that involves any sort of sofisticiation or team of people is asking to get caught.
KISS principle. A successful hit would be as simple as possible, happen fast with no prior interaction, and involve as few people as possible.
I read a book a long time ago that talked about how many environmental activists end up in car accidents. In North America if you were an activist you were very likely to get in a car accident at night along a well known route…
I just read a story about a Tesla Model S that abruptly turned left into a median and accelerated straight into it, killing its occupant on impact.
Most new vehicles could do that too. Most vehicles come with driver assistance that includes braking and accelerating. They almost always have a Bluetooth connection as well.
Or… You could do it like Spanish revolutionaries did it.
Richard Kuklinski.
He kept it simple. …mostly.
There’s good documentation of soviet hits on dissidents and people they considered provocative. Also the CIA and russian attempts on castro
but never the variant with sophistication and private sector.
If they’re good at what they do why would we hear of them?
Because if it does happen even infrequently, it would be unlikely that not at least a few had a media leak or some upset spouse exposing it.
You could ask Jimmy Joffa. Or any Mexican politician who speaks out against the cartels. Not sure they will be able to answer though since nobody has seen them in a while…
*Hoffa
Ja.
Rule.
Yeah, it did cross my mind, along with the Italian mob killing prosecutors back in the day, but as far as I recall those too are gunning everything in proximity of the target or at most sophisticated a planted car bomb. Not like the roof top assassin that disappears into thin air sort of thing.
It’s still unknown who did this hit, but the story itself and a mass of speculations are very interesting:
https://unresolved.me/lake-city-quiet-pills
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assassination_of_Mahmoud_Al-Mabhouh
I just discovered unresolved.me thanks to your post, thank you Internet stranger!
Just like I did, and you can pass this torch to the next person too (:
Do you mean like the Pinkertons?
Uh well the opposite actually, unless they offer murders on the VIP menu.
Epstein didn’t kill himself.
There’s a reason rich folk hire armed private security, ride in bulletproof vehicles, and hold kidnapping insurance.
Yeah, well, kidnapping is something different, isn’t it.
Sure, but my mind kinda buckets it under the file of rich people problems, like getting bumped off
