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      The second sentence on the website

      WELCOME STARDEW VALLEY AND ULTRAKILL PLAYERS! […] Check out Lovense, Kiiroo, Satisfyer and others for toys that will work with the game!

      > STARDEW VALLEY

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        Save up all of your starfruit wine for three years and turn it in at once to have your genitals tenderized into a fine paste.

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          I haven’t played Stardew Valley. What does starfruit wine do? Does ot help you get especially romantic with Harvey or Leah?

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            It’s just very rare and expensive. Getting my starfruit plantation running turned me into the biggest kulak in town.

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        Ultrakill

        Explain. I’m a Boom shoot fan and this is on my wishlist after I clear a few in my backlog. Is Ultrakill popular with Butt Plug enthusiasts?

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      The fact that this exists makes me so happy. I doubt I’d ever use a smart buttplug, but I’m oddly relived that those who want Bluetooth up their ass can do so using open-source software.

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      This could unironically be useful for adult themed games lmao