• ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de
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    The second sentence on the website

    WELCOME STARDEW VALLEY AND ULTRAKILL PLAYERS! […] Check out Lovense, Kiiroo, Satisfyer and others for toys that will work with the game!

    > STARDEW VALLEY

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      Save up all of your starfruit wine for three years and turn it in at once to have your genitals tenderized into a fine paste.

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        I haven’t played Stardew Valley. What does starfruit wine do? Does ot help you get especially romantic with Harvey or Leah?

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          It’s just very rare and expensive. Getting my starfruit plantation running turned me into the biggest kulak in town.

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      Ultrakill

      Explain. I’m a Boom shoot fan and this is on my wishlist after I clear a few in my backlog. Is Ultrakill popular with Butt Plug enthusiasts?