Hegseth: Aww that’s too bad. Nothing gets chocolate out. See?!
It just looks like he sharted again. Pretty sure he’s used to it.
I really don’t care do u?
Man I forgot all about that…
Looks more like he let one rip or am I ootl on this one?
He looks a bit more constipated, so I would assume he’s grunting one out.
Bottom panel, the bald headed guy behind looks like he just heard a rumble from, and got a whiff off of, drumpfs loose rump.
ahaha Yea, that’s definitely a touvh of a wtf face if I’ve ever seen one.
*buttcheeks
SAD!
Need heart to break a heart
What do you mean he hurt his feelings? Didn’t know he had any feelings
Oh good, I was worried my MegaDeth references would go unnoticed
I tell you something. It’s the We the People, right?!
If there’s a new way
I’ll be the first in line
But it better work this time
He’s totally shitting
I’d love for his heart to break (literally), but I think he’s shitting his pants
Again.
He looks like he just realized he’s 79.
Meanwhile Melania sits as still and lifeless as their marriage.
“Oh, hope the diaper holds!”
He’s concentrating on how much the catheter hurts.
What’s the context here?
Trump’s birthday parade was a failure
What’s actually sad about this is Trump made it about him, but they were going to do this parade anyways, which means the failures are our military and our government. Because you know, those Russian and Chinese parades are pretty fucking insane. Like you might not be for the military doing their little elephant march but you gotta admit especially the Chinese they do that shit in style… the pageantry is on point.
The problem is that pageantry is all that it is. The other dictators that do this may say things like it is just a show of their patriotic pride, but it is, in reality, an indulgence, flexing their power, showing everyone when they jump, they better give me an amazing spectacle, not just jump. Also, behold our arms!
I, for one, want to believe that there are people responsible for this parade that deliberately pulled punches so we don’t go down that path. What was on display was more akin to a living history exhibit, like the Smithsonian itself hired a bunch of costumed actors for the day. If we consider for a moment what an “American-style” propagandized display of full-on military might would actually look like, I am very relieved that the events of the 14th were very, very far removed from all that.
Yeah air shows are our displays of military might