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criss_cross@lemmy.world to simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 28 days ago

Heartbreak

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Heartbreak

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criss_cross@lemmy.world to simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 28 days ago
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  • Optional@lemmy.world
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    28 days ago

    Hegseth: Aww that’s too bad. Nothing gets chocolate out. See?!

  • Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
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    28 days ago

    It just looks like he sharted again. Pretty sure he’s used to it.

  • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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    28 days ago

    I really don’t care do u?

    • BedSharkPal@lemmy.ca
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      28 days ago

      Man I forgot all about that…

  • classic@fedia.io
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    28 days ago

    Looks more like he let one rip or am I ootl on this one?

  • OberonSwanson@sh.itjust.works
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    28 days ago

    He looks a bit more constipated, so I would assume he’s grunting one out.

    • D_C@lemm.ee
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      28 days ago

      Bottom panel, the bald headed guy behind looks like he just heard a rumble from, and got a whiff off of, drumpfs loose rump.

      • MotoAsh@lemmy.world
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        28 days ago

        ahaha Yea, that’s definitely a touvh of a wtf face if I’ve ever seen one.

  • Bonus@piefed.social
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    28 days ago

    *buttcheeks

  • saimen@feddit.org
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    28 days ago

    SAD!

  • wanderwisley@lemm.ee
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    28 days ago

  • P1k1e@lemmy.world
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    28 days ago

    Need heart to break a heart

  • QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works
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    28 days ago

    What do you mean he hurt his feelings? Didn’t know he had any feelings

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      • QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works
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        28 days ago

        Oh good, I was worried my MegaDeth references would go unnoticed

        • jballs@sh.itjust.works
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          27 days ago

          I tell you something. It’s the We the People, right?!

          • I Cast Fist@programming.dev
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            27 days ago

            If there’s a new way
            I’ll be the first in line
            But it better work this time

  • FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com
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    He’s totally shitting

    I’d love for his heart to break (literally), but I think he’s shitting his pants

    Again.

  • Match!!@pawb.social
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    He looks like he just realized he’s 79.

  • Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Meanwhile Melania sits as still and lifeless as their marriage.

  • RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world
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    “Oh, hope the diaper holds!”

    • this_1_is_mine@lemmy.world
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      28 days ago

      He’s concentrating on how much the catheter hurts.

  • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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    28 days ago

    What’s the context here?

    • Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works
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      27 days ago

      Trump’s birthday parade was a failure

      • andybytes@programming.dev
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        What’s actually sad about this is Trump made it about him, but they were going to do this parade anyways, which means the failures are our military and our government. Because you know, those Russian and Chinese parades are pretty fucking insane. Like you might not be for the military doing their little elephant march but you gotta admit especially the Chinese they do that shit in style… the pageantry is on point.

        • Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works
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          The problem is that pageantry is all that it is. The other dictators that do this may say things like it is just a show of their patriotic pride, but it is, in reality, an indulgence, flexing their power, showing everyone when they jump, they better give me an amazing spectacle, not just jump. Also, behold our arms!

        • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world
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          I, for one, want to believe that there are people responsible for this parade that deliberately pulled punches so we don’t go down that path. What was on display was more akin to a living history exhibit, like the Smithsonian itself hired a bunch of costumed actors for the day. If we consider for a moment what an “American-style” propagandized display of full-on military might would actually look like, I am very relieved that the events of the 14th were very, very far removed from all that.

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            Yeah air shows are our displays of military might

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