Just wondering
Like a volcano, when it’s still inside you, it is magma.
Maybe it should be called a fubble?
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That’s fitting cause I’m gagging right now
Like a vulcano, it’s either dormant, active or erupting. So dormant is no gas, active is gas, erupting is letting the gas out, ie. farting
No, then it’s just referred to as “gas” or “feeling bloated”
Butt magma vs. butt lava.
Only if its wet …
When used as a noun a fart refers to “an expulsion of intestinal gas1” or “An emission of wind from the anus; an instance of breaking wind2”. So, I would say no it is not because it is defined as leaving the body. While in the body it is flatus which is gas in or from the stomach or intestines.
2 OED
Quality. Thank you for posting.
These are mysteries of life that need investigation.
Schrödinger’s fart until proven otherwise
As a professional Fartographer, I can confirm this is the correct answer. Sometimes you’re feeling confident that you’re hanging out with a fart, but then it comes out to you as poop.
Then you have to tell it, “look, I still appreciate you as something I created, but I can’t support your choice of being poop.” And then you tell it that it has until the weekend to get out of your pants.
Where do you set up the seismometer? 🤔
Near the crack
Bravo
You can’t study it directly without bringing it out into the world and measuring it, but by doing so, it immediately collapses into a fart.
could be a shart tho
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A fart is only a fart when it exits your body. Before that, it’s gas. Exiting transforms it to a fart.
Thus the term, “passing gas”
It’s in a superposition of fart and shart until released at which point the wave form collapses into either a gaseous or liquid state.
It’s a quantum superposition of being both a fart and a number 2. You never know until you observe the results.
Schrödingers Fart
…or poo
Schrödingers shart
It’s a fart from the moment of conception.
Unless it’s a burp
“a fart is a turd honking for the right of way”
I heard it as “a trapped turd’s cry for help.”
That’s like asking if the universe existed before the big bang.
Contemplating this, they achieved enlightenment.
There is a time, a very early time, when it has not found it’s way yet. Then it can become either a fart or a belch.
Or the dreaded, felch
No, its magma
