What a giant mango baby
I AM SO
FUCKING
TIRED OF
THIS LITTLE
WHINY BABY
BITCH BOY.
-Poetry, 2025 Edition
Not enough AI generation.
President Donald Trump has said pollsters that have shown his approval ratings sliding in recent weeks should be investigated for “election fraud.”
Responding to the polls, Trump wrote on Truth Social on Monday: “They are negative criminals who apologize to their subscribers and readers after I win elections big, much bigger than their polls showed I would win, loose a lot of credibility, and then go on cheating and lying for the next cycle, only worse.”
It’s not an election, and I hurt myself reading that deeply moronic quote. How is this man in charge of anything?
after I win elections big, much bigger than their polls showed I would win, loose a lot of credibility, and then go on cheating and lying for the next cycle, only worse.
Did he admit to lying and cheating there?
Not sure whether you’re joking, but no, the subject of “loose [sic] a lot of credibility, and then go on cheating and lying” is “They” from the beginning of the sentence. Surprisingly, the whole thing hangs together grammatically.
How is this man in charge of anything?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0Z9IpTVfUg tl;dw: people confuse action with leadership.
I think of Donald Trump and Elon Musk, masters of aimlessness, crisis and noise, firing all those experienced people who have been quietly and competently managing government departments for years or decades. This only looks like progress to fools.
I mean, he is doing what he’s said he would and running the country like a business. Which often results in paying yourself a huge bonus and making a lot of experienced workers redundant.
Unfortunately all of his past businesses have failed horribly.
Great video, thanks for posting.
That was really a master class, I haven’t seen one of those in awhile. He used the story technique to make you feel dumb for falling for these busy looking leaders. It was dramatic in comparison. I’m seriously impressed.
So you’re completely correct. Progressives and Democrats, in general, are boring. Magas go around with coal burning trucks, racist outbursts, laws that usually go after the “other.” How do the progressives and democrats go after that sweet, sweet, comparison story without looking like dipshits.
Isn’t there a diffrence between lose and loose?
Yes. Trump can’t spell.
Feel like that should be a federal offense, zero excuse why POTUS should ever publish a misspelled word with the resources at their disposal.
“negative criminals”, lol.

I looked for the link to The Onion. I think I audibly sighed when I didn’t find it.
You didn’t eat the onion, you regurgitated one
The link does go to Newsweek, though, which is not exactly the most credible source either…
What a fucking baby
I have investigated. My conclusion is: Your low approval rating is because you are a toad.
My consultancy rate is very reasonable at three million dollars per second. You owe me nine million dollars. Sign here, please.
Let’s get that chilling effect going on pollsters early, so by the time 2028 rolls around, nobody will be able to have any idea about any candidates actual popularity.
Definitely not something a dictator does right?
“Any approval rating that isn’t 100% is a punishable offense! All hail Dear Leader!”

“Emperor demands to be told he is wearing clothes”
Investigators can save a lot of time by just handing him a mirror
The call was coming from inside the house.
Oh I thought this was The Onion for a second, but apparently it’s real. I mean, obviously.
“STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASS HOLE”
Does Liar Liar hold up? I used to love that movie
It holds up. I see (and have used) that quote regularly and everyone seems to know it.
“Election fraud”… how? A) Reporting facts of public opinion is never illegal. B) Election fraud comes in 3 forms, as far as I know. 1. Campaign finance fraud. 2. Civil rights violations. 3. Voting/ballot fraud. This is clearly none of these. C) There is no Election going on. The current administration has only existed for 3 months. We are about as far from an election while being far enough into an administration to hold a valid opinion on it as possible. D) YOU CANNOT RUN FOR PRESIDENT AGAIN YOU FUCKING RUBE! I don’t give a fuck what your ethically void legal team of Heritage Foundation ideolgues tells you. They are full of shit.
He’s not going to see any of what you wrote, btw.
Ah, well. Not sure he is capable of reading anyway.
Lol touche
I saw it and concur!
A) Reporting facts of public opinion is never illegal.
So far. If the crybaby gets what he wants, it will be.
D) YOU CANNOT RUN FOR PRESIDENT AGAIN YOU FUCKING RUBE!
Alas, when has the constitution actually stopped him? His supporters fully support this blantantly corrupt crap, and he’s even selling “Trump 2028” merch.
Alas, when has the constitution actually stopped him? His supporters fully support this blantantly corrupt crap, and he’s even selling “Trump 2028” merch.
Yes, but for him to actually run, he needs to be in the ballot. Elections are run by the states. He would need enough states to recognize his legal right to run again to even be in their ballots. Then he would have to win any number of court challenges to his being allowed. And then he would have to actually win. And then he would have to be confirmed by Congress. I’m sure he’ll do anything he can to game the system, but I don’t think he’ll make it past all of those stopgaps. More than likely, if he gets a third term, it will not be through any amount of legitimate means. He’ll try to skip elections entirely, is my bet.







