Quote from the article applied at the relevant point of the prayer.
The Narcissist’s Prayer
That didn’t happen. <— “The people that you see leaving? Because nobody ever leaves,”-Trump
And if it did, it wasn’t that bad. <— “people were actually lining up in the back for photos since he couldn’t pose for pictures earlier.”-Trump
And if it was, that’s not a big deal. <— “And when they do, I finish up quick.” -Trump
And if it is, that’s not my fault. <— Trump then suggested that his staffers were to blame for the apparent departures
And if it was, I didn’t mean it.
And if I did, you deserved it.
I was sure this headline as going to be on an article from theonion.com detailing witty insults lobbed the the GOP candidate since his unmasking on the porn site.