At someone’s house for a sewer backup for my last call of the day. While I was inside pulling a commode the man began to educate me as to my liberal misgivings about the Obiden plandemic that happened back in twenty twenty.

I completely forgot this type of guy existed. I must have gotten some sort of look on my face because he immediately said “oh you don’t believe that wasn’t planned do you? you look like a smart guy”. Like, I’m a slightly overweight hillbilly who wears overalls and messes with broken plumbing for a living. I suppose I look like the kind of guy who believes this horseshit with all their might.

My go-to reply when I’m getting cornered into something I ain’t having I usually just tell them something along the lines of "I’ll stand here and talk all day w you but my employer charges $175 for every hour I’m here so it’s probably best for me to wrap this up asap. It always works, I’m not worth 175 an hour to talk to. So I got back to work, wrapped this one up, and then left.

I just had to say something somewhere and figured here to be a good place to do so.