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the moon is bouba and the sun is kiki. this establishment doesn’t care what’s in your pants but will ABSOLUTELY NOT tolerate kiki vibes in the bouba bathroom
The proper choice is to leave the building entirely.
My friend Jeylan, a soulsborne fan: “LEFT.”
The only de-gendered bathroom signs I think works are “Toilets” and “Toilets and Urinals”.
If we’re removing the aspect of gender then that’s the only real difference between bathrooms.
I was actually thinking about this the other day and concluded that the best way to label bathrooms is just a complete facility inventory to tell people what’s in there. Just put stylised pictures of two toilets, a urinal, two sinks, and a changing table on the door or whatever.
As a parent, labeling where they’ve bothered to put changing tables would save so much trouble! I’ve had to barge into the women’s room to change a diaper way too many times because who could imagine a dad changing a diaper?
In a situation like this I defer to sound tactical advice: Hesitation and delay kill more troops than bad planning, treachery and bad luck.
Hesitation and delay kill more troops than bad planning, treachery and bad luck.
I feel like there have been enough devastating losses from bad weather, preventable disease, and poor supply chains to make this definitively not true. Getting defeated by Typhoons and invading Russia in the winter are notable examples. I feel like this only applies once you’ve already committed to a plan.
That’s mostly strategic mistakes i think
Better choose right, there’s a genital inspection from an unlicensed and heavily armed bigot on the other side of the wrong door
Sounds like an inspector is about to get a punch in the face because I gotta take a shit.
That moon is impossible! Either there are stars in front of it or most of the moon is missing or transparent. I’m starting to doubt the astronomical validity of this decal
That’s no moon. It’s a space station.
It’s the spaceport from Treasure Planet
It’s a space 𝓒𝓻𝓸𝓲𝓼𝓼𝓪𝓷𝓽
Particularly it’s grad night in Sector 07.
Halo?
*Pssst* it’s Star Wars
Make it so!
Nuclear war on moon’s surface. Gotta be.
The dark spot isn’t the right shape to be the terminator, it must be dust clouds or something from the bombs.
Of fucking course there is a xkcd for that
Those are retroreflectors from Apollo missions and there is nuclear war at your location (or you shine very strong lasers at it)
They put guys holding little mirrors on the moons surface so they could get a good picture that looks sparkly.
The shape of the shadow also implies a very different ratio of sizes & distances than the earth/moon system has.
Nah it’s just Microsoft Copilot for Moon ✨.
Nowhere does it say it’s about the Earth’s moon. A lot of strange places in the galaxy, I suppose ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Unisex, got it.
A Pokémon fan would say: “Oh! It depends on what version of Sun and Moon you bought! Wait, but I bought both versions… Which one should I pick?”
Are transpeople Ultra Moons and Ultra Suns?
I like the concept of Ultra Genders.
AGAB: “I’m transgender, no I’m not a trans man, no I’m not non-binary, I’m just even more of a girl than what I was assigned at birth.”
Oh shit…i just realized…
There also black and white people…sure…but what about a white 2…(nazi bongaloo?)
Gotta shit once in each. Wouldn’t be fair otherwise.
NO sun children in moon children’s sports!!! 🚫🚫🚫
tHeY wAnT tO aLlOw BiOlOgIcAl SuNs In MoOn’S sPoRtS!
Pee is yellow like the sun. Poop is dark like the night.
Night soil
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might be a cheeky way to say gender neutral but
That’s my interpretation
Plot twist: they’re still gendered, but the men’s room is decorated in an exaggeratedly, stereotypical, hyper-feminine decor, a la Barbie. It has amenities that were traditionally exclusive to women’s bathrooms like a feminine hygeine product dispenser, baby changing table, etc. that are visible from the entrance. It’s also the only one with urinals, but they’re placed such that they can’t be seen from the entrance.
The other restroom is just a nice, normal restroom except one of the women on staff is posted there and whose only job is to shriek with surprise if a man opens the door.
Call me crazy, but I don’t think it should be up to interpretation.
Maybe I’m assuming too much but you should probably be using the adult restrooms.
I guess you’re right, but the question remains: How do Republican officials and Catholic priests know which one to use? It would be so awkward if either walked into the wrong one.
Fuck. Okay, I’ll bite.
You put a picture of a child on it.
Counterpoint: abstract, deconstuctionist bathroom gendering
Like transfem egg with science reasons, craving for hrt and change - boymode at day, but while none watching at nigh, goes fem and joy.
Don’t even need to know about gods, lots of languages have gendered nouns. In Spanish the sun is masculine and the moon feminine. But it’s the opposite in german.
The sun is neuter in slovenian and the moon can be either masculine or feminine depending on the word you use
The sun is neuter in Slovak so if you go there you better have it/its pronouns.
They’re both for women. In one case the women are worshipping the sun, in the other case they’re worshipping the moon.
Men go outside in the alleyway.
Okay, but don’t complain later about the smell
Indeed. This is actually the origins of the “Slavic Squat” as well.
