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  • qarbone@lemmy.worldto196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneTriangle rule
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    4 hours ago

    That is the standard of the love triangle. The two love rivals have to be friends with, or at least know, each other or else there is no tension between them for their love of the 2nd party. Or else every person talking to multiple people on dating apps is in a love n-gon. And love should never intersext with n-gons.


  • Oh good, he felt accountability, finally, after 10 years of getting people to rape someone who trusted him. This is close enough to contrition for this lunatic, so we probably shouldn’t destroy him.

    “She did not deserve this.” You don’t get to say that. I’d prefer if he never got to say anything for the short remainder of his natural-born lifespan.

    Edit: having read the article in full, I can’t even maintain the absurdist tone I used in the first half. Whoever advised him on his defense should be barred from ever giving advice again because “I filmed the men I let into my home to rape my wife who I drugged without duress so I could prove she was definitely getting raped and wasn’t a party to her rape like some of these other degenerates are trying to claim” is a first-tier shithole of an explanation.

    He was also radicalized by an unknown male nurse saying he should rape his wife. Must’ve been a goddamn Jedi because he got turned to rape very easily. This man is utterly reprehensible and I now want to learn French so I can tell him to die in his native language.



  • No, you see, after their entire lives have been brought to ruin, the crumbling edifices of Humanity brought as low as the skyscrapers that embodied them; Thanatos cackling behind every mocking cry of the crows that feasts upon the righteous and the unrighteous alike; and when all the honeyed, happy thoughts turn to ash upon their tongues…

    well they’ll be right jazzed about MyBrand “Communism”.




  • Is this a genuine comment? Or some n-th level joke I’m too normie understand?

    Because it reads to me like you’re trying to redirect a tired, Comservative refrain that anything politically Left of Reagonomics is Communism (which hails back to the Cold War and the Red Scare) into some dogwhistle admission by the GOP that they are the same as the DNP and are, in fact, actually worried about Communists.

    Which sounds ridiculous.






  • qarbone@lemmy.worldtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldMeatspin
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    5 days ago

    This was the centrifuge through which they distilled the kids worth giving a shit about.

    Yes, I know centrifuges don’t distill. No, I will not be making any modifications. And, if you asked in your heart, you were probably the chaff spun aside by the Iron Dais of Judgment.







  • qarbone@lemmy.worldtoPolitical Memes@lemmy.worldSide by Side
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    10 days ago

    So all the ‘conservatives’ are seeing the writing on the walls and, like sea rats, scurrying to get off the sinking ship that is Donald J. Trump? They’ve had their fun and made their money but that dog won’t hunt no more so they’re all deciding to put him down.

    If the momentum sticks and Trump is voted to oblivion, they’ll all write their books about how terrible he really was. How odious it was to chafe under the strangling yoke of…^checks ^notes their endorsed candidate.

    I’ll take your vote, Dick, but you can choke on yourself just like all the other Republicans politicians voting for Harris.