Faulty colon, expect gas leaks.
For entertainment purposes only
“Waking times fluctuate. Check site for operating hours”
POOR IMPULSE CONTROL
Tattooed in black across my forehead
Any message tattooed in black across a forehead says “poor impulse control”
Not if the tattoo was put there by The State as a form of punishment and/or warning for people in my general vicinity!
This isn’t my original idea, it’s stolen from Snow Crash by Neal Stephenson.
“Contains salt”
“Warning: will understand any muttering under your breath, discern thoughts based on facial expressions plus body language, anticipate what you will say before you can finish saying it, and the only thing preventing them from finishing your sentences before you do is they’ve learned that it’s rude. Hates phone calls because it makes them feel blind.”
Please don’t yell at me. Will cry
I do my own stunts and It’s safe to assume I have no clue what I’m doing
WARNING: Prone to spilling things
It sucks! You dont know when the other person will use it against you
Stay back nine meters, risk of amputation.
Erratic social battery: Weirdly hyperverbal and non-verbal at the exact same time.
