I don’t remember the brand or specs. I only remember that it ran MS-DOS and had an orange monochrome monitor.

Brownie, you’re doing a heckuva job

Reminds me of the internet legend known as The Forgotten Employee

We are Linux. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your hard drive will be reformatted to service us. Resistance is futile.

He was already famous for inventing duotronics, and the M-5 debacle was probably classified or otherwise not common knowledge.

Wouldn’t it be states 51-60?

Generally it will work on any mortal except dwarves.

Left4Dead2 (also L4D1)

Some have stopped working, like SteamLink, but others still work. I know it’s just a matter of time.

You could write to Microsoft and they would mail you a CD with SP2 on it for free.

Mine can because it also has Netflix, Hulu, etc. built in.

You fart continuously while using it.

Be are Worg

A flea and a fly in a flue

Were trapped, so what could they do?

Said the fly, “let us flee!”

“Let us fly!” said the flea

So they fled through a flaw in the flue.

That’s not how you petition the Supreme Court.

Yet another Republican “patriot” who flunked civics 101.

The trial was already over. This was for the sentencing.

Unrelated anecdote:

Years ago I had a cheap Blackberry lookalike phone. It had a button lock feature to prevent butt dialing, but some bright spark decided that the lock wouldn’t apply to the ‘9’ and ‘1’ keys, presumably so that a user could dial 9-1-1 even if too panicked to unlock the keypad. Which just meant that it was really easy to butt dial 9-1-1…

The hands are too big.

If a motorcycle has to be ear-splittingly loud for “safety”, then it’s too dangerous to be road legal.