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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world · 7 days ago

Me, every time the transporter debate kicks off.

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world · 7 days ago
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    6 days ago

    Can I just teleport the poop out of my colon and the piss out of my balls, so I don’t have to get up to go to the bathroom?

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      Where are you storing your piss again?

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        Piss is stored in the balls

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          When you’re a little older you’ll learn about what actually comes from the balls.

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            Yeah it’s piss

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      Or you could eat whatever you want and then teleport it out of you. No more fatties – unless they like that shit.

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      But that would enable bioterrorism, where you teleport your waste into the body of someone you want to kill. We would all have to wear tinfoil suits.

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