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VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to conservative@lemmy.world · 7 hours ago

JD Vance Pleads With Voters: 'Give Us Another Chance'

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JD Vance Pleads With Voters: 'Give Us Another Chance'

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VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to conservative@lemmy.world · 7 hours ago
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JD Vance and the Republican Party are running out of ideas for how to appeal to disillusioned Americans ahead of the 2026 midterm elections.
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    Just wait until we’ve taken all your power to resist away!

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    “If we could just replace a few more supreme court justices, we promise we’ll turn the republic full authoritarian.”

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    “Give us another chance,” Vance pleaded with prospective voters in a Tuesday appearance on the All In podcast. “Give us another couple years to continue to work on the amazing things that we’ve been doing for the past two years.”

    Give us another chance means you fucked up but it also was amazing work?

    Wow

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      I am often amazed by how up they can fuck things so it kinda works.

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    Campaigned on affordability, releasing the Epstein files, and not starting another war. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg.

    How’s that going?

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    “I’ll keep talking shit on my wife and children for making America brown… I promise. Wait! Why are you upset?“

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      *dirty. Making America “dirty”

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    Does he not know that this is Trump’s second term?

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    Same energy as this. Hopefully with the same results:

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    Fuck a couch on YouTube. At this point what could it hurt, and who knows, maybe voters would dig it. I mean your base IS a bunch of racist pervs.

    Please do this. Please.

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      If he does I’ll vote for him, not really but agreed he should

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      Blackmirror S1E1 the “Pigfucker” episode - which was a reference to a real life political scandal:

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piggate

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        Immediately came to mind

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    He’s gonna have to at least say thank you

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    Begging

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    Your gonna fucking die asshole. How soon is up to you

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    I wouldn’t if I were American

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    Thumbnail is the last thing the old pope saw in his dreams before waking up (briefly) to crushing chest pain and the smell of toast.

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