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QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

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QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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    Fully functional

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    It would be so funny if one of them strangled Felon Mu$k

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    I know it got weird amounts of dislike for reasons I’ve not fully understood, but that scene in Neo Yokio where we see that his robot buddy had a pilot the whole time, had me proper bent double laughing more than anything else made that year.

    Anyway, I’m expecting a lot of perverts to get some surprises the moment this has its first data leak

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    Optimus, kill Elon.

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    It can delete all Ai worldwide?

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    If a robot has no heart, can we still make it metaphorically throw it’s heart out to the crowd?

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    Kill Elon Musk?

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    Butt stuff or regular stuff?

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      Butt stuff is regular stuff when youre doin’ dudes! ;)

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    Aren’t they just remote controlled by actual people. ?

    That’s been proven.

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      A handjob is a handjob.

      • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world
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        That is the LAST thing I will let a Muskbot grab hold of.

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      They are using humans only for complex actions like walking and grabbing. Everything else is ai

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    Some poor Indian teleworker is gonna be remotely fingering some dudes butthole through the Optimus as an AI watches and ‘learns’. It’s gonna happen if it hasn’t already…

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      Imagine the water cooler talk in that office…

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      strangely, fingering buttholes is one of the areas i’d think robots already have experience

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      This is a feature…not a bug.

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    Where millions

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    I can’t wait to have my robot destroy capitalism.

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    Did you know it’s illegal to say you want to kill the president of the united States? Unless of course I’m telling you so you don’t say it

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      With a mortar launcher. Which is its own sentence. Its actually an incomplete sentence.

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    Can they fuck off? 😂

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      Careful. You wouldn’t would upset a huge bitch that has no friends when they have a 200kg robot with an internet connection in your house now, would you?

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        i’ve already seen the movie signs. why do you think musk is so eager to get to mars? he doesn’t know how to design for water.

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        If it’s built anything like a cybertruck about the best it’s gonna do is burn the house down after it gets stuck on the living room rug.

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        I hope they’ve got a power cable that’s at least mile long, then.

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          We gonna get a real life fanta ending at this rate

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          Hey now that’s a humanoid being tasered to comply. oh wait bro…

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        Especially then

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    Hey Optimus, yeet Musk in a volcano.

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      Why stop at just one pedo?

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