Man selling shovels confirms there is gold in the mountains, so you should buy more shovels

Ah, finally — the “AGI” had arrived! Now it can solve all those incurable diseases like cancer and HIV+, bring peace to all religions, fix our economy and etc. possibilities are endless!..
…what do you mean “it can’t even do math without running python script”?
I mean… It would be intelligent to delegate a solved problem to a professional.
This is just a script doing it, though, no actual intelligence found.

Chat did he really say that?
This AI bubble has really showed that they really are shitty idiots, almost without exception. Jensen Huang was different, or so I thought. He’s just as scummy and moronic
Just one more data center, bro!

The more GPUs that are bought, the shinier his jacket becomes.
Soon…

Soulless motherfucker with vacant eyes
When there’s no punishment for lying what does everyone expect?
Lying? AGI is just an arbitrary marketing threshold, whether we’ve reached it or not is just a matter or opinion.
What is AGI? Adjusted gross income?
Artificial General Intelligence.
Basically the real, actual sci-fi type of AI.
Ah. Got it. Thanks!
It’s a literal $50b pay day for OpenAI (and the sole motivation for why they keep announcing it, attempt to change what it means, or try to claim it has been reached)

You making ai memes without news to prompt them is beneficial to ai and harmful to our brains.
Don’t let them live rent free in your head and displace the actual reality.
I’m pretty sure this is specifically in response to Jensen Huang’s tweet yesterday where he claimed AGI is here
Huang was repeating OpenAI’s claim about the new model:
OpenAI on Thursday released GPT-6 Astra, which president Greg Brockman called a “generational leap” and said could eventually be seen as the arrival of artificial general intelligence, or AGI.
So what. Lying isn’t ok because someone else said it first.
Nvidia sure is doing a lot of advertising. But they are doing that virtually everyday.
Why would they advertise their CEO embarrassingly jizzing himself about AGI for the umpteenth time? The hype isn’t going to carry the bubble forever.








