

Imagine elmo singing
face down, ass up, thats the way elmo likes to fuck!!!
Imagine elmo singing
face down, ass up, thats the way elmo likes to fuck!!!
Orrrrrrrr, we take this as a challenge! A challenge to get as many stupid names into the garden as we can.
Then, when they show it off, it’s names like Erma Dummass.
Because its the one that has consequences.
If they kill democracy, or kill the constitution, that just means THEY’RE in charge.
But if they go against term limits, there is no more inevitable back and forth. There could be a time where the democrats gain power, and without term limits, never give it up.
Whereas this way, they continue to make slow progress thats never interupted. They don’t want to risk that.
Just like the Chiefs needed a screen last night, because MAHOMES GOT SAAAAAAAAAACKED!!!
What? No, it’s not February…it’s…
checks calander
…ok, are we SURE Marty McFly isn’t fucking with the calander or something? Feels like Christmas hasn’t even gotten here yet, but you’re telling me it’s valantines day in 2 days???
I’m telling you guys. Something is wrong with the timeline. Which shouldn’t come as a surprise.
Have you seen…all this?
gestures to existence
Yeah, that CANNOT be normal.
“You’ll have to buy the air from us!”
“No thanks.”
“But you’ll die.”
“Byeeeeeeee”
It’s been like that for decades. At one time people would watch FOR the commercials. Commercial companies used to bring their A-game, and debut unique ads that you’d talk about for years.
This year felt mostly like just average commercials you could have seen during any commercial break.
In the 80s, Energizer had ads that you thought were ads for other products. Then they’d switch it up, and surprise! It’s the energizer bunny.
In the 90s, they had the budweiser frogs, the taco bell dog, and the wassup guys.
Now though? Ugh. Nothing funny or memorable happened.
Trump cannot fathom a world where he’s not the center. So to him, the 2028 election doesn’t exist. It doesn’t dawn on him that the republican party will NEVER stand in the way of the 2 term limit, for one important reason. If they ever lose, they may never win again. Imagine if Obama had been allowed to run for a 3rd term. We’d be on his 6th term right now.
So republicans don’t want to risk that.
It’s like being 4th and 9. You punt. Unless you’re close enough for a field goal. But you don’t run a play and risk losing everything.
Be the Hulk you want to see in the world.
Oh good. I saw this, and I was getting so angry.
Well it’s not Jan 6th yet. This country only does coups on Jan 6th.
I didn’t enjoy the entire superbowl. Not a single commercial was memorable, or with me right now. The game was sad and one sided, while the commentators just kept trying to suck off KC.
And as far as the halftime show, I didn’t like it. Now, as far as the music goes, I never like the music. But usually the music at least brings with it some amazing visuals. It usually feels like the biggest performance of the year.
Instead, they had one move. Yes, the dancing in colors to eventually form a flag that waves IS pretty cool…but you got a 20 minute performance. That visual is a minute at most. What else ya got? Oh, just a lot of dancers marching down the street…still forming a flag. Oh, the majority of your show is the flag? Yeah, it was kinda cool the first time…but that CANNOT be your only move. I forget who was billed as the official act, but there was one that broke down into a whole bunch of singers. You had jay z and eminem, and mary j blige and snoop dogg, and it just kept changing styles. That one was kinda cool.
I think that’s what I want in superbowl halftime shows. Larger than life productions where you get lost in the theatrical production of all, and it becomes an ensamble cast of artists and styles.
I want one where TLC leads into Lady Gaga, leads into Destinys Child, leads into Beyonce, capped off by GWAR.
Imagine that halftime show.
We WOULD ban them, but the person in charge of banning things is rich, and the media is owned by the rich, so we’re just gonna go ahead and keep doing this.
And by new england, you mean all of what people call new england, but also NY, PA, OH, MI, IL. Sorry Indiana…you kinda suck.
Trump’s over here saying canada should be the 51st state, meanwhile california, oregon, and washington are all like “peace out bitches!”
I don’t trust AI to save us, just the same as I don’t trust corporations to save us. Whoever controls the tech will have an agenda.
Well, you can’t boop the snoot now! You gotta let it heal!
#healthesnootthenboop
I don’t understand the logic. Verizon buys tumblr, knowing it has porn, knowing porn is what makes it popular.
Kills porn.
Kills the valuation of the brand
Sells for far less than they bought it for.
Explain please.