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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

Accidental magic

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Accidental magic

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago
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    Red onions are the answer. As my grandmother use to say:

    Red smoke at dawn, clown porn.
    White smoke at morning, goblin boarding

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      It’s crazy how our ancestors had all these limericks to protect us that were passed down over generations.

      Pooppie poopie yes you can.

      Elephant dung pineapple band

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        My grandma always told me

        “Lemmy users 1,2,3. Truth to tell and lies to see”

        So my grandma is basically calling your grandma a liar.

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          That fucking bitch

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          I’m going to set her flag on fire.

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            Hey now

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