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Accidental magic

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Accidental magic

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.worldEnglish · 19 days ago
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  • Undearius@lemmy.ca
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    For those that don’t know, the cigarette smoke intensifies the irritation that onions cause.

    • rustydrd@sh.itjust.works
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      Okay but what’s with the gnomes?

      • spittingimage@lemmy.world
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        I think the gnomes are intended to be a humorous subversion of our expectations.

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      irritation?

  • NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de
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    So, eat raw white onions whenever I want and continue to not smoke. Got it.

    • Thatuserguy@lemmy.world
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      The gnomes will simply adapt

      • GlassCaseofEmotion@lemmy.world
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        Can violent gnome stories become the new dean of beans please

  • tetris11@feddit.uk
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    Red onions are the answer. As my grandmother use to say:

    Red smoke at dawn, clown porn.
    White smoke at morning, goblin boarding

    • darvocet@infosec.pub
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      It’s crazy how our ancestors had all these limericks to protect us that were passed down over generations.

      Pooppie poopie yes you can.

      Elephant dung pineapple band

      • simulacra_simulacrum@lemmy.world
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        My grandma always told me

        “Lemmy users 1,2,3. Truth to tell and lies to see”

        So my grandma is basically calling your grandma a liar.

        • darvocet@infosec.pub
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          That fucking bitch

        • BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world
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          I’m going to set her flag on fire.

          • Vandals_handle@lemmy.world
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            Hey now

  • HairyHarry@lemmy.world
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    Huh, TIL

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    Shmebulock!

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    Those shifty little fuckers don’t even trigger mouse traps.

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