“Whew, I’m gonna make it!”
*opens door*
“FUCK!”
Now imagine being obese and gettig stuck half way
At least there’s a decent chance you’ll be able to leave
As you poop, a tiny man watches you from the tiny door above the toilet.
Severance season 3 looking good!
Would it be creepier if the toilet was in the middle of the room?
I can just imagine taking the most malodorous shit of my life in that room and then walking the length of a football field and still being able to smell it because you’re still in the room with it.
I love how nothing is centered.
INT.
Extreme close up on the handle of a basic white toilet. The camera slowly pulls back at the MONOLOGUE plays.
ALEX
There was me.
That is Alex.
And I sat in the Korova Milk Bar toilets trying to make up my razzoodocks what to do with the evening.“Who does number 2 work for?”






