This was one of my favorite exchanges.
My parents wanted me to become Dr. Doctor. But I’m merely a Mr. Mister. So take these broken wings.
I’m glad you and Ms Mr made it through the Hurricane.
Dr. Who?
The only question… The question the Silence dreads… The first question in the universe… Doctor Who?
Does it taste like you put the lime in the coconut?
More like a nut in a creampie
Dr? Doctor.
Thirst? Unquenched.
Hotel? Trivago.
Visa? Mastercard
Anything labeled “Non-GMO” is bullshit. Whether the “real” sugar in there came from sugarcane or beets those plants have been genetically modified for centuries, long before dipshits decided GMOs were somehow unnatural and scary.
Oh, the mess I’m in
Please. I applaud you on the UFO reference instead of Robert Palmer.
Waiter: “What would you fellas like to drink?”
UFO: “Dr. Doctor! Please!”
I was hopping for someone to reference UFO or I would myself. Happy to not be disappointed.
Who?
I mean what else are you gonna name the flavor that is Dr pepper?
Cherry BBQ flavor?
I can’t really explain how it tastes except that.
Dr. Pibb? Mr. Pepper? Mr. Doctor? Dr. Mister?
No I mean the flavor not the name. Sprite tastes like lemon lime, Fanta is orange, grape soda is… Grape. Root beer tastes like cough syrup, etc…
What the hell does Dr pepper taste like?
I think it tastes like BBQ sauce with cherry in it.
No, grape soda is purple flavored.
Purple drank
Where do I get the root beer flavored cough syrup?
Apparently Europe. Europeans keep saying it. Meanwhile over in America i can’t stand cherry because it tastes like cough syrup.
Spiced cherry cola, maybe?
Yeah that works. Explains the pepper part for sure.
Mister Mister
The labels on that are funnier
Jokes on them, I would have got that from a Mr. Doctor.
Why’d dude have to drop out so early
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Oh, doctor, doctor I must have gotten this sick somehow
The store brand at Harris Teeter in Virginia was called Dr Smooth.
