Guys please, I actually need help. Is this a real segment?
After the m&m segment I genuinely CANNOT tell anymore
It’s fake. Here’s a politifact (yes, really) article about it. And here’s a breakdown of how this came to be
Somehow these articles just add so much to the meme, especially with Politifact’s refusal to use the original verbage of “dick vein”
It’s real. Tucker clearly still works at Fox news.
Snickers would never! Dick Vein is an integral part of the snickers experience
Have you seen the “ripple guillotine?”
Typical Tucker Carlson
From what I can find, it was a troll post from 2022, and Tucky TumTums fell for it as usual. But I’m not 100% on this.
Knowing what I know about Tucker, he doesn’t care if it was a troll post. Reality and fiction don’t really matter when your entire platform is this reactionary bullshit. Half of what he says about real things are lies anyway.
Tucker is pissed because he likes the mouth feel of Snickers.
Tucker Carlson the type of mfer to eat a Snickers upside down for the texture.
Ticker Carlson the type of guy to eat a hog dog on his knees
likes the mouth feel of a dick vein
Not to mention how much smaller they are now. 😤
Dicks?
Those too.
now i’m scared to ask
It’s just cold
This is nothing to snicker at.
“whats going on here? what are we doing?”
Nah, if this is headlines then you know they’re desperate for attention. Woke is so back.
I can hear his laugh
Goddammit now I’m hearing it too. He’s not welcome in my head.
Everyone is talking about the Snickers bar’s dick vein, and I’m over here fuming about the Mr. Big bar’s shrinkage, which would be more accurately named Mr. Merely Average.
Is that really gone? I guess that shows how long it’s been since I’ve eaten a Snickers. And now I know why.
World premiere
Introducing Snickers®’ new Pussy Hair™
Neck Wattle Mars Bar!
They don’t want our candy to be fuckable! First they came for the green m&m and I said nothing, and now look how far we have strayed from the light of GOD!
