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      Daniel Radcliffe’s Agent: Okay, Harry Potter movies are done, you’re rich and famous now! What do you wanna do next?

      DR: GET NAKED WITH A HORSE

      Agent: … Okay, and after that?

      DR: NAIL GUNS TO MY HANDS