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Midnight@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 day ago

Pete Hegseth Orders Military Blockade Of Woman Attempting To Walk Away From Him

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Pete Hegseth Orders Military Blockade Of Woman Attempting To Walk Away From Him

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Midnight@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 day ago
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WASHINGTON—Saying he would not hesitate to use force if she continued to disobey his orders, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth reportedly ordered a military blockade Monday of a woman attempting to walk away from him in a D.C.-area bar. “Until further notice, U.S. troops shall not allow this gorgeous woman to pass,” said an irate, slurring […]
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