this is made funnier by apples being part of the rose family, scientifically speaking.
please do not give your s/o a dozen apples for Valentine’s Day… unless they’re into that.
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/623256035903028669/
It’s more likely than you think
An apple a day keeps the doctor away
An apple a day does not fall far from the doctor.
US healthcare: I know how to keep doctors away even without giving out apples. Economy!
that or insurance companies
Someone downvoted this. Must be a doctor.
I’ve had a busy week and this triggered some hysterical laughter.
Thanks you for your work
What’s the deaf man’s profession?
You don’t get it. The other guy name is Doctor.
Who?
He works at the zoo as an animal replacement. He’s a deaf leopard.
what ?
He’s deaf
what ?
HE SAID HE IS DEAF!!!
🙌👏👊🫰🤌👈🫵
“Hey, well done Bro! Wanna pay an Italian to finger you?”
Depends. Is his name Luigi?
👌👍🙏
ha
I don’t get it. Who doesn’t want a gift of an apple or a rose?
Possibly worsening, but I m not here to fueckenify
So she would fall from paradise and they can be together. 💕
Pretty lame joke tbh. Way too contrived.
I luled
Well, you’re wrong.
I enjoyed this comment thread enough for the joke to be worth it imo.
