It’s Ben White for me…
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Mustafi, because if anything went wrong it would most certainly not be his fault.
Auba first for all the laughs it would make the move fun.
Mustafi last because he’d drop his end of the couch throw his hands up and blame me for it happening.
I don’t care I’m going for a 5 aside house moving team. If you want shit done an Arteta, Xhaka, Tomiyasu, Bergkamp, Mertesacker group is the dream team.
If you’re wanting a laugh Parlour, Wrighty, Santi, Eboue and Ramsdale would be quality. Nothing would get done but it would be a laugh.
Never calling Gallas or Nasri
Kolasinac is the only right answer and he’ll protect your stuff with his life
Top two on my list, Saliba and Tomiyasu. Saliba because he has massive pockets to help carry your stuff. He’d have to empty those pockets of Haaland and other assorted opponents first though. Tomi because he’s so versatile and can surely help solve any problem in all areas of the new house.
Bottom of the list would be Bendtner because he’d probably spend half the time humping the moving van/truck.
Mustafi, so he wouldn’t be available for squad selection too busy moving house.
Definitely NOT. Dennis Bergkamp, I would want to fly through it and he wouldn’t.
Definitely NOT. William Gallass, he’s going to be sat on his ass at half time.
Definitely NOT. Kim Kallstrom, although to be fair I did hire him with a bad back.
Definitely NOT. Kaba Diawara, the work has to be finished.
Definitely NOT Jermain Pennant, he’s going to steal your car and claim to be Ashley Cole when he gets caught.
Definitely NOT Ashley Cole, he’s going to meet up with other movers and agree to work there. £55. they’re taking the p*ss.
ITS GOT TO BE Emanuel Eboue helping me move, if it all goes wrong I can blame it on…
Who knows maybe Sol Campbell will show up to the huge surprise of everyone.
I would ask Santi Cazorla but I hear it’s his Achilles heel…
I dunno I just want the move to go, wright, wright, wright.
Gilberto. Supreme efficiency, bonus if he brought his dad to help with any fixes needed, and once the move is done sit down for a jam.
Oleg Luzhny - mutant long arms
Kola and BFG are my top 2, I think for obvious reasons.
Last on the list? Maybe Auba, no ill will for the guy but I reckon I couldn’t fit much stuff in whatever gold plated supercar he’d pull up in
Diaby would be last on my list. Idk why I though of Cazorla as first choice, he seems funny. Elneny and Kolasinac are up there as well.
lamp post moving a lamp?
Na na na na Giroud!
Kolasinac. He’ll be able to carry furniture and fight off anyone if someone tries to rob me.
Didn’t Vieira famously have one leg longer than the other? Would be useful when carrying heavy furniture down the stairs.